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This dark-humored crewneck speaks in dry, witty scripts that make people glance twice and then laugh. The soft, medium-heavy fabric drapes familiar and steady—like the kind of sweater you reach for on late-night hangs or slow Sunday mornings. The script-style graphic sits bold on chest, a little sarcastic, a little clever, and completely unapologetic. It reads like an inside joke for those who appreciate black comedy and smart, understated graphics. Wear it to a casual meet-up, a comedy night, or while lounging at home with friends who get your sense of humor. The embroidered accents and clean crew neckline give it a crafted feel, while the durable stitching and tear-away label mean it wears well night after night. It’s made with ethically grown cotton and printed using methods that prioritize vibrancy and detail, so the design stays sharp through washes and coffee spills alike.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for comfort and durability
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs for long-lasting wear
- Embroidered decoration options (left/center chest, large center, wrists) and DTG/DTF printing for crisp graphics
- OEKO-TEX dyes, US Cotton Trust Protocol compliance, and safety certifications
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Hey Wh<3res Crewneck Sweatshirt
$39.99
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for comfort and durability
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs for long-lasting wear
- Embroidered decoration options (left/center chest, large center, wrists) and DTG/DTF printing for crisp graphics
- OEKO-TEX dyes, US Cotton Trust Protocol compliance, and safety certifications
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean